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Dick Larkin's
Small Business Commando News
The Secret to Local Online Marketing
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in this issue
-- Internet Marketing and the Beach
-- Hot Local Online Marketing Tip
-- Answer to Last Redneck Riddle
-- Featured Yellow Pages Designer
-- San Diego Superheros Wanted
-- Life after rock n' roll
-- If Buford was Mayor
-- Important warning
-- Where should I start?
-- Other Newsletters
-- This Week's Redneck Riddle
-- Quote of the Week

Greetings!

Lots of great stuff in this issue.


Internet Marketing and the Beach
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Our annual tradition is to go camping the day school lets out. The wife, kid and I hightail it out of town right after the final bell.

We drove up the Southern California coast about 30 miles to a campground that lets you to camp right on the beach a few yards from the roaring surf.

It's near San Juan Capistrano, where the swallows return every year in blatant disregard of our immigration policies.

While Samuel Adams, brewer-patriot, was getting the founding fathers juiced up to pick a fight with King George in Boston, Father Junipero Serra was cruising around California in a Winnebago selling Mission franchises to the friendly natives.

The campground is tiny with only about 100 spaces. Of those, less than 20 spaces are on the beach.

The first time we camped there, we were stuck in the inside of the park with our tent on pavement. Sleeping on pavement is like, well, sleeping on pavement.

We managed to enjoy ourselves on those trips, but once we found out how nice it is to sleep on the sand with the gentle ocean breezes, we vowed to only go when we could get a primo spot. Once you've experienced it, you simply can’t go back.

Internet marketing is a lot like that campground.

The top positions are exponentially more valuable than the spots farther back.

See, in the print Yellow Pages, a well-designed ad can still perform acceptably even if it's several pages back in a heading. The front of a heading is best, but it's not a total waste being farther back if you have a high performing ad.

It's different on the Internet.

Online, searchers start at the top of the list and work their way down.

A recent eye-tracking study by Cornell University found that 50% of web searchers selected one of the top two search results. The searchers didn’t never saw the lower results.

That means if your company isn't at the top of the search results, the hot prospects won't know that you exist.

Many Internet Yellow Pages sell the top positions to national advertisers, and they stick the local advertisers with ads that have very little chance of being found by buyers.

Here's the bottom line:

When faced with buying an Internet Yellow Pages ad, spend the big bucks to ensure you're at the top of the page. Anything else is usually a waste of money.

If you, or someone you know wants to have their company promoted in the local search engines, drop me an email at Dick@DickLarkin.com . We have a remarkable solution that works amazingly well at generating local leads.


Hot Local Online Marketing Tip
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yahoo example

Look up your business on Yahoo Local and see if anyone has rated your business.

Ask your customers, friends and family to rate your business. Heck, even do it yourself.

Not only do potential customers prefer businesses with lots of good ratings, but Yahoo often displays these companies higher than those without ratings.

Yahoo also allows you to add a ton of information about your business. Every word you ad will improve your chances of being found by more customers.

Best of all, it doesn't cost anything.

Rather have us do it for you? Well, ok, drop me a line and we'll give you a boost.


Answer to Last Redneck Riddle
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Redneck Riddles Buford went to the bait shop and purchased four night crawlers and three crickets for a grand total of 90¢.

Festus purchased three night crawlers and four crickets and paid 85¢.

The bait was priced by the piece rather than by weight.

How much is one night crawler and one cricket?

Y'all know your worms. I received about a hundred correct answers.

See the answer and the Redneck Riddles celebrity winner


Featured Yellow Pages Designer
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10 commandments

I just have to brag on Joe & Roxanne Brown and their impressive team of talented graphic artists Kenyon Design Group. They provide spec, production and custom Yellow Pages ad design services, and they're simply the best in the business.

I've personally used their services, and they were a huge factor in the success of TransWestern's San Diego and Orange County Directories. They were so fast and professional that the sales teams never missed a beat as they launched 7 major directories simultaneously.

One of the extra steps that Kenyon Design Group takes is to research the type of printing press and ink transfer processes that the publisher will be using on the specific directory. Then they fine tune their ads so that they perfectly match the printer's specifications. The ads that Kenyon produces "pop" off the page. While the publisher's "house ads" just lay there.

So, if you're looking for the absolute best design team in the Yellow Pages industry, you've got to check out Kenyon Design Group.

They also work directly with advertisers at very reasonable rates.


San Diego Superheros Wanted
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I'm looking for a few of the top Yellow Pages account executives in San Diego to show off our new local online marketing system.

We've developed a turn-key system to generate leads for local businesses, and we're introducing it in San Diego.

Current Yellow Book employees who were with TransWestern Publishing may not participate in the demonstration because of my agreement with management.

If you're in San Diego, and want to see the next phase of local online marketing, contact me for a cool demonstration.


Life after rock n' roll
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He's really a rotten agent, but you've gotta love it when he jumps on the client's desk and starts howling.


If Buford was Mayor
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Dingleberry


Important warning
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The fact that someone felt that this sign was necessary makes me a little nauseous.


Where should I start?
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spell checker

It would be difficult to pack many more misspellings into this message.


Other Newsletters
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I'm a bit of a newsletter junkie, so here are some newsletters I regularly find valuable. None of them charge for their subscriptions.

BRC Systems - Targeted at the carpet cleaning industry, but actually contains solid small business marketing advice.

http://www.brcsystems.com/


This Week's Redneck Riddle
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Redneck Riddles Logo Buford and Festus went on a bear hunting expedition.

Their guide Skeeter tested their knowledge of bears before taking them out.

Skeeter told them that a certain bear walks south for one mile, then it walks west for one mile, then it walks north for one mile and ends up at the same point from which it started.

Then, Skeeter asked the hunters what color the bear was.

Think you're smarter than Buford & Festus?

Well, then YOU tell me the color of the bear.

Email your answer to bear@redneckriddles.com

Every correct answer will receive a gift account allowing them to send five personalized greeting cards (including envelope and first class postage) compliments of www.SendOutCards.com.

If you don't send as many thank you, birthday or holiday cards as you'd like, give it a whirl.

One lucky winner will receive 15 minutes of uninterrupted fame and an autographed copy of my latest CD "Commando Secrets LIVE - How to Market Your Local Business Online."

Stumped? You can get the CD here.

To improve your random chances of winning, please include your name, company name, and mailing address.

I draw the winner the day before I send the following newsletter, so keep voting until the polls close.


Quote of the Week
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quote

Shouldn't the Air and Space Museum be empty?

-- Dennis Miller

Got a good quote? Send it my way, and I'll give you 15 minutes of uninterrupted fame.

Would you mind taking a second and calling my feedback hotline? Let me hear what you think.

1-888-334-8891



Contact Information
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phone: (760) 579-1005
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I've been bragging about Kerry Randall's book on Yellow Pages Advertising for Lawyers as being simply the best book I've read for Yellow Pages advertisers. The problem was that it was targeted toward lawyers and didn't address other business types.

Wisely, Kerry updated the wonderful tips and marketing plans for any business that advertises in the Yellow Pages.

He sent me a copy for review, and I liked it so much that I bought the exclusive rights to market the electronic version.

His book is loaded with very specific examples and exercises that are easy to follow. I can honestly say that every advertiser (even a guy with a little in-column ad) will benefit by reading this book.

I've seen, and even promoted other very good YP books that sell for $50 - $150, but nothing cuts to the chase like Winning the Yellow Pages War. Kerry focuses on the critical issues that will have the biggest impact. He uses solid examples and shows ads created using his techniques.

I'm selling copies of Winning the Yellow Pages War for only $14.99. That price is far too little for the value the book contains.

However, my mission as the Yellow Pages Commando has always been to help more people be successful with their Yellow Pages advertising rather than to get rich off a few that can afford a higher price.
Make payments withPayPal - it's fast, free and secure!

I'll email the book to you as a PDF document that can be read and printed using the free Adobe Acrobat reader.

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