This note was so interesting that I wanted to share it
again.
ps - My offer still stands. Say something about
this newsletter, me or the YPcommando.com website and I'll put it up on
the YPcommando.com website with a link back to your site.
The Perfect Headline?
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I received a nice email from Rich D'Alessio at the MPC
Boaters Directory. Rich has
an interesting idea that's worth sharing.
He'll never open another beer bottle with his teeth,
because I'm sending him a world famous bottle-popper
for his tip.
Isn't that
interesting?
I had never thought of repeating the heading at the
top of an ad, but Rich says that it
works
well in his directories.
Since most companies use their name as the headline,
someone who simply repeats exactly what the shopper
is already looking for will have a distinct advantage.
It all comes back to the same thing . . .
The ad that gives the shopper what he / she wants is
more likely to get the business.
Also, shoppers decide whom to call for a weird variety
of reasons (not all of them rational). The person who's
willing to try something that is unusual is most likely to
find a new avenue.
5-second question
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What's your opinion?
Should a professional services firm (such as dentist,
chiropractor, or attorney) put the photograph of the
owner or staff in the ad? Why or why not?
I'll pull the opinions together and report them in an
upcoming issue.
Send your opinion to
Dick@YPcommando.com
Answer to Last Week's Brainteaser
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When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got
the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford seniors:
What is greater than God
More evil than the Devil
The rich need it
The poor have it
and if you eat it, you will die?
This riddle was submitted by:
Kathy Dix
Managing Editor, Today's SurgiCenter magazine
Staff Writer, EndoNurse, Forensic Nurse, Infection
Control Today
See the Answer & Our Celebrity Winner
Yellow Pages Advertising for Lawyers
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This is my favorite book on Yellow Pages advertising. It helps anyone who relies on the telephone directories for customers to design ads that will have the maximum impact.
It's specifically targeted to attorneys, but the lessons
apply to every Yellow Pages advertiser. I like that it's
filled with specific tips that any business owner can
immediately use to create advertising that is much
more appealing to the precise customers he wants.
I've had the opportunity to talk with Kerry Randall, the
author. He's a delightful guy who approaches Yellow
Pages advertising through the eyes of a designer and
an advertising agency strategist.
Get Your Copy of Yellow Pages Advertising for Lawyers
This Week in Pictures
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Children's literature is much more realistic than
it was when I was a kid.
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Here are some other Yellow Pages books I recommend
The School for Gifted Hillbillies
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Where to study if you aspire to be a monster truck
driver.
I update my Hot News often
Just add beans . . .
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What do you want to bet that a female has
never set foot in this hot tub?
Do you know "The McDonalds Close"?
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Next time, you might want to consider using our
complimentary valet service.
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Why BAND-AIDs are so cool
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The good news is that we are 100% effective in
exterminating mice . . .
We're still working on our termite solution.
Check out my newest testimonials
Which came first . . .
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This is either the ugliest hat I've ever seen, or
that chicken's laid a seriously rotten egg.
This Week's Brainteaser
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Three friends check into a motel for the night and the
clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So,
they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room.
A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an
error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the
bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just
checked in.
The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to
make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would
have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so
he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake
of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends.
He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day!
Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar
back, thus
they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27
for the night.
We know the bellhop pocketed
$2 and
adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which
was originally spent.
Where did the other dollar go????
Email your answer to
puzzler@dicklarkin.com
We'll select one entry to win one of the few
remaining
bottle-poppers with a year's
supply of bragging rights.
To improve your random chances of
winning,
please include your name, company name and mailing
address.
Want some free airtime? Send
me a photo, idea, tip, quote or cash, and I'll throw you a link.
Quote of the Week
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"You cannot truly listen to anyone and
do anything else at the same time."
M. Scott Peck
Author, "The Road Less Traveled"
That's it for this week.
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