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Yellow Pages Commando News by Dick Larkin
Successful Ad Design

January 27, 2005

Listen to this Article!

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-- Successful Ad Design
-- Answer to Last Week's Brainteaser
-- Nearly Extinct
-- Cool Tattoo
-- Everybody Must Get Stoned
-- Very Cool Search Marketing Tools
-- It's the Blog!
-- More Statistics
-- Good Business Starts With a Good Name
-- This Week's Brainteaser
-- Quote of the Week

I've recorded this newsletter so that you can listen to it as well as read it. It's pretty cool. Check it out at http://ypcommando.com/articles/attracting.html.

Successful Ad Design back to top Forward to a Friend
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Recently, Self-Storage Now! Magazine asked me to write a Yellow Pages article for owners of self-storage and mini-storage facilities.

At the time, I was sitting in a hotel room that had five different local BellSouth telephone directories in the closet. It's sad, but I notice these things when I check into a hotel.

I began flipping through the self-storage sections of the directories, looking for inspiration. Although I have written several articles about Yellow Pages, I had never focused on the self-storage industry.

I quickly discovered that every ad in those directories violated the most basic advertising principles. All, that is, except one. One ad stood out from all others, and I knew I had my story.

I cranked into the wee hours writing the article and then spent the next few weeks gathering statistics, quotes and tracking down the original ad.

The article was published in the January/February 2005 edition of Self-Storage Now! Magazine.

I'd really like to know your thoughts.

Dick Larkin

Read the entire article here.

Answer to Last Week's Brainteaser back to top Forward to a Friend
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Mr. & Mrs. Festus Fartwinkle have four daughters.

Their four daughters each have a husband, two brothers and two sons.

How can all of the Fartwinkles fit into Festus's Monte Carlo without nobody gettin' mashed?





See the Answer & Our Celebrity Winners

Nearly Extinct back to top Forward to a Friend
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The US Fish and Wildlife Service reports that this rare breed of Alabama Elk is quickly becoming extinct.

If you missed my newsletter on the rise of Pay-Per-Call, you ought to check it out. A week after my article came out, AOL announced a PPCall deal with Ingenio.

Coincidence? Me thinks not.

Why Pay-Per-Call excites me.

Cool Tattoo back to top Forward to a Friend
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I don't have any tattoos; but if I ever got one, this would be it.

Bake a cake!

February 21 marks the 127th birthday of the Yellow Pages. OK, so they weren't really yellow, and there was only one page. Still, if you'd like to see the very first edition, check it out.

Happy 127th Birthday to the telephone directory.

Everybody Must Get Stoned back to top Forward to a Friend
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Dang, I wish I had a rock about now. I'm like that.

Last year at this time I needed a new crack dealer. Guess where I looked first?

How I found a new crack dealer.

Very Cool Search Marketing Tools back to top Forward to a Friend
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I've been researching various search marketing tools that would make it easier to provide search engine marketing to a very large number of small businesses.

In my opinion, the tools that ReachLocal has developed make selling search marketing incredibly easy.

I'm not easily impressed (unless I'm looking in the mirror), but these guys have it nailed more than anyone I've seen.

If there are better tools out there, I haven't seen them. They combine metered calls and metered clicks in a way that truly measures the results of a search marketing campaign for local businesses.

I thought I'd seen it all, but realized I live a sheltered life (sigh).

www.ReachLocal.com


It's the Blog! back to top Forward to a Friend
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Every day, I post some interesting Yellow Pages / Internet Local Marketing news on the Yellow Pages Commando blog.

If you want to know whats really going on in the Yellow Pages world, check out the YPcommando blog.

These fans can't get enough.

The Yellow Pages Commando Blog


More Statistics back to top Forward to a Friend
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A recent survey revealed that 5 out of 6 kittens are now online.

What does Vogue Magazine have in common with Yellow Pages?


Good Business Starts With a Good Name back to top Forward to a Friend
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I'm too much of a chicken to get any of my parts pierced, but if I did, these guys would get my business.



On April 18 (my birthday), everybody who's anybody in the local search space will be in Silicon Valley for Kelsey's Drilling Down on Local conference.

If you're in the space, you need to be in this space.

Their last conference in Jersey City was the best they've ever held. This one promises to be even better because it's right in the heart of the action.

Check out the speakers. Man, is this impressive or what?


This Week's Brainteaser back to top Forward to a Friend
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Buford and Festus attended the Annual Hedgehog Toss at the county fair.

This popular event had six men competing.

Each man had six buckets.
Each bucket held six mama hedgehogs.
Each mama hedgehog had six baby hedgehogs (otherwise known as hedgehoglets).

How many legs are there in the competition?



Email your answer to puzzler@dicklarkin.com

The winner will receive 15 minutes of uninterrupted fame .

To improve your random chances of winning, please include your name and company name.

I draw the winner the day before I send the following newsletter, so keep voting until the polls close.

Quote of the Week back to top Forward to a Friend
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"If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll be unhappy for the rest of your life."

- Abraham Maslow (1908 - 1970)





Tips and tools for Yellow Pages advertisers.




Contact Information back to top Forward to a Friend
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email: news@ypcommando.com
voice: 858-614-5425
web: http://www.YPcommando.com

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I've been bragging about Kerry Randall's book on Yellow Pages Advertising for Lawyers as being simply the best book I've read for Yellow Pages advertisers. The problem was that it was targeted toward lawyers and didn't address other business types.

Wisely, Kerry updated the wonderful tips and marketing plans for any business that advertises in the Yellow Pages.

He sent me a copy for review, and I liked it so much that I bought the exclusive rights to market the electronic version.

His book is loaded with very specific examples and exercises that are easy to follow. I can honestly say that every advertiser (even a guy with a little in-column ad) will benefit by reading this book.

I've seen, and even promoted other very good YP books that sell for $50 - $150, but nothing cuts to the chase like Winning the Yellow Pages War. Kerry focuses on the critical issues that will have the biggest impact. He uses solid examples and shows ads created using his techniques.

I'm selling copies of Winning the Yellow Pages War for only $25.00. That price is far too little for the value the book contains.

However, my mission as the Yellow Pages Commando has always been to help more people be successful with their Yellow Pages advertising rather than to get rich off a few that can afford a higher price.
Make payments withPayPal - it's fast, free and secure!

I'll email the book to you as a PDF document that can be read and printed using the free Adobe Acrobat reader.

I offer a 100% money back guarantee if you are not completely satisfied with your investment. You have nothing to lose.

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