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The Commando News
Small Business Marketing . . . Commando Style
July 2007
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How to quickly boost local Google visibility
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Is your business easily seen on Google, or is it practically invisible?  
Mr. Magoogle
Here's a wonderful tip for boosting the visibility of your local business on Google. It's the lead technique in my upcoming presentation to the Texas Self Storage Association's Annual Convention:

"Ten Powerful Ways to Market Your Local Business on the Internet for Little or No Money"

Of everything you can do online to increase your visibility, one action blows all the others away by delivering the greatest impact.

What I'm about to show you is fast, free and hardly anyone is doing it.

Sounds too good to be true, doesn't it?

Well, it's real, it works, and you can do it in the time it takes to eat a tuna sandwich.  (I timed myself.)

The rest of the story . . .
http://ypcommando.com/google_profile.html
Last Newsletter's Redneck Riddle Answer
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Buford works with his 20 cousins in the same factory.


They all drive from various directions (north, south, east and west) to get to work.


One day, the boss informed the staff that the factory would be relocating to another location.


Everyone was worried that their commute would be longer.


The boss assured everyone that no matter which direction they came from, they would all have a shorter commute than they had to the previous location.


How is it possible that all employees could have a shorter commute and continue working together at the new location?

Check out the answer and the winner of a lifetime supply* of Starbucks Coffee.

http://ypcommando.com/brain/65a.html#a
 
This Week in Pictures
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Keepa Way street Sign

Honey, I've found our dream address.

But you won't want to keep away from the upcoming Kelsy Group Conference. The Future of Yellow Pages is the local advertising conference event of the year.

Here's an awesome video (starring me as myself) describing the Kelsey conferences.
Watch the Video

In all seriousness, I wouldn't be where I am today if I hadn't attended these conferences and made so many connections.  It's where a $25 billion industry makes important decisions.

Just how good is the Pho King restaurnat?
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How good is their food?

Sure sounds good, (but the photo makes me wretch).
Now, that's marketing!
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quarter

Meet my new VP of Marketing. 

Dang, I wish I had a quarter right about now.
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Get ready for action.  I've lined up the following webinar topics.  There's no charge to attend these webinars, but space is limited to 200 attendees.  My last webinars attracted over 800.

  • 7 Things You Need to Know before using Call Measurement Services

  • Design secrets from the world's top Yellow Pages Ad designer

  • How to pummel your competition with Free Directory Assistance Advertising

If you want to be notified of the dates, receive more details, or participate in a future webinar, send me an email.  Dick@commandos.cc
 
Another benefit of public transportation 
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stand back

If anyone needs me, I'll be at the edge of the platform.
 
Association of Directory Marketing takes bold move
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this is NOT Herb Gordon

Herb Gordon, President & CEO of the Association of Directory Marketing (not pictured here) has taken a bold and daring move by inviting me to speak at the ADM Annual Conference in Salt Lake City.

It's bold because most folks in the Yellow Pages industry can't tell if I'm friend or foe.  Sure, I authored "Ringing up Profits - How to Create Yellow Pages Ads that Make Customers Call."

But I've also been very outspoken in challenging YP industry practices that don't support businesses trying to reach customers through directional advertising.

The world is moving online.  get over it.

But that doesn't mean the print Yellow Pages are dead.  It just means that you've gotta adjust your marketing strategies to meet consumer behavior.

Hope to see you in September.  If you've coming to Salt Lake City, let me know and I'll smuggle in a few extra beers.
 
This week's Redneck Riddle
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Buford borrowed Festus' truck and got it to run for one mile at 120 miles per hour.

BANG!

The engine blew, and the truck coasted another mile at 60 miles per hour.

Here's the question . . .

How many times did Festus punch Buford in the face?

Oops, wrong question . . . .

What was the average speed for the two miles?


Email your answer to move@redneckriddles.com.  One lucky winner will receive a lifetime supply* of Starbucks coffee.



*It's a lifetime provided that you stop drinking after the third cup or so, because it's a $10 Starbucks gift card. 
SuperHeros Wanted
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super hero


If you know of a top sales producer or manager who is looking for a company that will appreciate, support and reward him or her, send them my way.

We're growing like crazy and have a couple of openings for sales superstars with proven track records.

So what do we do?

We created a sophisticated system that makes local Internet advertising affordable (and highly effective) for small businesses.  I don't want to brag, but it's kicking serious boo-tay.

We just need to tell more people about it.

tellmemore@dicklarkin.com
Quote of the Day
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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.    
-- Arnold Joseph Toynbee


First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin
 

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Nearly one thousand people helped me create the definitive guide to Yellow Pages advertising.

There's never been a side-by-side comparison of 38 full page Yellow Pages ads with a complete analysis of why one ad will generate thousands of times more calls than another ad.

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